WHERE I WAS WHEN THE LAST BIT WAS POSTED

EXCITING NEWS
I am approaching this blog a bit differently as the lag is killing me!
From now on I will alternate between a blog that is current and a blog that is retrospective...
it should mean something like this:
Izmir- Paris - Istanbul - London - Singapore - Athens - Langkawi - Madrid - Langkawi - Sevilla - Langkawi - Madrid - Vietnam - Vietnam - Vietnam ....

Or something like that!
Then you will be as disorientated as I am but also have a taste of where I am nowish!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Last Singapore rave... written from Barcelona

Hola!
I am in Barcelona... but want to post last bits about Singapore before they get overwhelmed by Barcelona. Si?
The following in this font are rambling notes from my iPhone with the occasional pics and interspersed with current (absolute) ravings in this font!
They may sound critical but have no doubt that if I had time for the reflection that I did in Singapore when I'm in Melbourne then a blog from there would be at least as apparently reflectively critical...

What would happen in Singapore if no electricity- imagining relative silence!
ACtually to a depth that I had never imagined SIngapore utterly relies on electricity - at every moment so many people are shopping underground or living in towering buildings, darting around in the complex maze of metro trains... airconditioners whirr, building projects pierce and automated voices/instructions echo in every space.

Everywhere you look there is construction underway... rumour has it every 10 or so years housing developments (HDBs) are just pulled down and rebuilt. Certainly things are "renewed" with great frequency... as one Singaporean I met reflected - the government decides what is allowed to be kept for history! Interesting


Back to the HDBs - these places where a large proportion of Singaporeans live, there is cultural profiling that decides the allocation of flats eg - not actual! 15% to Indian descent, 35% to Malay descent, 35% to Chinese descent, 10% to middle-eastern descent, 5% to other. This engineering of multiculturalism appears to work - I find it fascinating - unity blah blah blah mottos...

Efficiency vs environment vs natural evolution and decay....

I LOVED being part of the crowd (not that I eva really could be - fat, pierced and tattooed Anglo (?) chicks are a rarity.) But hawker stands and PT were awesome and easy to negotiate...Having my haircut was unique (they wash your hair while you are sitting in the chair!)

When we go to popular tourist attractions do we all have the same experience? Do you ever get to see more than what we are directed to?
As predicted by many I enjoyed Little India and the Arab quarters most - forgot to take pics ... telling really! They are touristy but are more earthy and grungy than the rest of Singapore... primarily because they are allowed to be - they draw tourists that way! hmmm...
But are they any more or less real than Sentosa - a frightening beach/theme park with manicured palm trees. Someone should tell the government Sentosa would feel a whole heap less cosmetic and cynical if dozens of tankers weren't floating in the immediate sight line of pristine beach play areas.
Turns out I frown or smirk when I take my own photo!
PS a whole dragon fruit was the same price as 1/4 of an apple or orange!

Anyways I did have a trepidacious swim - and fell asleep ERROR 1. Waah major sunburn (as those who peruse facebook would know!) I ensured my absolute tourist status by drinking a coconut while there. ERROR 2 Didn't know I was really burnt til I went and got an Indian hot oil head massage - turns out even my scalp was burnt! Lucky for me, my olive skin reclaimed the 'burn' within 36 hours so I just looked a little tanned and sun-kissed

I think I am too 'critical' seeing the long working construction workers and cranes rather than the shiney smiley billboards and manicured bougainvillea. The ignored maids and intellectually disabled cleaners concern me more than the precision coordinated and pressed ensembles worn by sales assistants impress me - though they do!

Singapore's sound track is a thin tinny boy-band, no bass sounds - no grunge anywhere!



There is a written or oral instruction for everything but people only half listen. At train stations they are constantly told to stand back while people alight. Ignored.


I saw/smelt 2 of these rules ignored (um-mah)












Singapore reminds me of an ant colony with high rise ant hills and labyrinthine worlds of underground tunnels people moving in an orderly fashion along predictable paths but you know if anything unexpected happened everyone would run around randomly in chaotic panic


Do our ads seem as silly - no doubt - to outsiders... has anyone thought that collagen is cartiledge and bone bits floating in their juice?






ANyway it's time for bed
... so I can wake up and tell you all about my "journey" I mean that literally and not in that over-used TV-talk-show kinda way
and then I can start on Barcelona!



Monday, July 26, 2010

Ramblings from notes on my iphone while in Singapore

So many manicured feet, non-sensical English slogans on t-shirts, tattoos? Where do the hidden workers go, it's great to feel tall, forgetting to take photos is a good sign!
Is the need to blog a desire to proclaim or converse?
Does it destroy the capacity to observe and absorb or, as importantly, richly describe? Am I thinking in snappy, pithy fb soundbites?
Racism is when you pay more attention to security in ethnic zones.
The efficiency is undeniable - but why do I always feel like I'm cattle being herded?
I am too self-conscious to tap my feet to songs on my iPhone - no-one else does... what would happen if I broke out in song and sung along to Dolly Parton?!!
The escalators changed direction at the local shopping centre - why?
I saw rubbish! Durian sucks
Kindness from strangers shouldn't be more important than kindness from friends... but it is!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

one night in Bangkok... er I mean Singapore or where-ever I am

This weekend I went it alone - well except for Oscar and Pokey.
I had a great time adventuring - tackled the city orientating myself through the EASIEST ever transport system... but to overcrowded streets to hunt down a memory card reader for my camera - turns out I could have got one across the road but thats beside the point!
I then headed out to the arab quarters after taking a wrong turn that found me outside a chinese temple alive with prayer, incense and lotus flower offerings... I'd show you the pics but I can't get camera to work (over exposed pics... sigh).
ANyway the Arab quarters are not as slick as other parts of Singapore but more "earthy"... the carpet sellers were quite slick and I may pop back in January! Of course I'm not buying up at the mo and I had already chowed down on tea eggs and such so I was just pokin around (bought a nice sarong for poolside) PEOPLE WATCHING my favourite sport!
I'll get back to poolside later.
I came back to walk the fellas and put my feet up ... well briefly... then I head back out to watch fireworks at the marina - cos I took the scenic route I arrive JUST in time to catch them as I walked down - pics taken on iPhone - not bad considering! These are "practice" fireworks in readiness for the national day here in August... they don't like fucking things up... and they don't!... This is a new and stupendous complex - quite impressive... as is the light show etc...












Then I toddled home via a hawkers stall for sambal chicken...

Today began idyllically. It's been quite nippy here 29degrees but mostly cloudy. Today sunshine. SO after the a brekky of new fruits (see pic) called Red Jambu (a gentle perfume - crunch of a nashi and then a subtle sourness) and lychees



I took the dogs for a stroll... then headed to the pool.








DIVINE. me and one family (frolicing in kiddy pool) in a pool the size of Brunny but far more picturesque. A spa then I headed back upstairs to get ready for...

a haircut - they wash your hair here while you're in the chair!!! The best head massage EVER - my favourite part of haircut experiences - hair not radically different - a trim really.



Then lunch in this "food court" really common here but DON'T think of the ones back home, here the food is good quality, much variety and yum - I ended it with a fresh coconut juice in its shell. NB one still called "pig innards and herbal soup" or something of the like




Then I came home and kicked back (cos it'd been such a hard day) ... trying to "fix" camera... listening to a book and then reading up on Turkey

John and Leone came back and we went out for dinner (venison in pepper sauce) and a chat about local culture and their lives here - an intriguing insight... I'm still getting my head around this place.

anyways all pics are from my iPhone...
My blogs wont be as regular or as detailed but while I have the queen o such things at my disposal (Leone) I am gonna try and learn it all
Lisa :)